Saturday, August 1, 2009

^^ Faces...

Saturday, August 1, 2009 1

Tuesday, July 21, 2009

HAHAHAA...Don't MISS IT!

Tuesday, July 21, 2009 4

Murid : Selamat pagi, cikgu.


Cikgu : (Menengking) Mengapa selamat pagi sahaja? Petang dan malam awak doakan saya tak selamat?

Murid : Selamat pagi, petang dan malam cikgu!

Cikgu : Panjang sangat! Tak pernah dibuat oleh orang! Kata selamat sejahtera! Senang dan penuh bermakna. Lagipun ucapan ini meliputi semua masa dan keadaan.

Murid : Selamat sejahtera cikgu!


Cikgu : Sama-sama, duduk! Dengar sini baik-baik. Hari ini cikgu nak uji kamu semua tentang perkataan berlawan. Bila cikgu sebutkan perkataannya, kamu semua mesti menjawab dengan cepat, lawan bagi perkataan-perkataan itu, faham?

Murid : Faham, cikgu!


Cikgu : Saya tak mahu ada apa-apa gangguan.

Murid : (senyap)

Cikgu : Pandai!

Murid : Bodoh!

Cikgu : Tinggi!

Murid : Rendah!

Cikgu : Jauh!

Murid : Dekat!

Cikgu : Keadilan!

Murid : UMNO!

Cikgu : Salah!

Murid : Betul!

Cikgu : Bodoh!

Murid : Pandai!

Cikgu : Bukan!

Murid : Ya!

Cikgu : Oh Tuhan!

Murid : Oh Hamba!

Cikgu : Dengar ini!

Murid : Dengar itu!

Cikgu : Diam!

Murid : Bising!

Cikgu : Itu bukan pertanyaan, bodoh!

Murid : Ini ialah jawapan, pandai!

Cikgu : Mati aku!


Murid : Hidup kami!

Cikgu : Rotan baru tau!

Murid : Akar lama tak tau!

Cikgu : Malas aku ajar kamu!

Murid : Rajin kami belajar cikgu!

Cikgu : Kamu gila!


Murid : Kami siuman!


Cikgu : Cukup! Cukup!

Murid : Kurang! Kurang!

Cikgu : Sudah! Sudah!

Murid : Belum! Belum!

Cikgu : Mengapa kamu semua bodoh sangat?

Murid : Sebab saya seorang pandai!

Cikgu : Oh! Melawan!


Murid : Oh! Mengalah!


Cikgu : Kurang ajar!

Murid : Cukup ajar!

Cikgu : Habis aku!

Murid : Kekal kami!

Cikgu : O.K. Pelajaran sudah habis!

Murid : K.O. Pelajaran belum bermula!

Cikgu : Sudah, bodoh!


Murid : Belum, pandai!

Cikgu : Berdiri!

Murid : Duduk!

Cikgu : Saya kata UMNO salah!

Murid : Kami dengar KeADILan betul!

Cikgu : Bangang kamu ni!

Murid : Cerdik kami tu!

Cikgu : Rosak!

Murid : Baik!

Cikgu : Kamu semua ditahan tengah hari ini!

Murid : Dilepaskan tengah malam itu!

Cikgu : (Senyap dan mengambil buku-bukunya keluar.)

Monday, July 20, 2009

Never EVER!

Monday, July 20, 2009 2
Haiz.. i was suppose to do my report and assignment at this moment...
but i failed..thinking of something that really getting me mad...
FXXXer! i never seen guy like that before! NEVER EVER!
What do u think u are?
Stop behave like the king of the family, but just like the "dog" to the outsiders...(woo! woo! swt =.=")
At first, i though u was a really caring person...
That's not true..You only treat them nice when u need them...
but betray them for no reason after they helped u..
U are such a bastard...

The heartless act that u have done to your family..
The selfish thinking, that bring away your friends one by one...
Frankly speaking, what a shame for being the elder one..
No education certificate, No occupation, yet wasting your dad money for useless thing..
U wanna be rich? In your dream!
U are rubbish to me.. society's trash!

Oh yeah... one thing to share with u guy...
this "bastard' telling that he wanna leave his family and survive by own..
For him, no point staying with this type of family
(which keep giving him pocket money and treat him no so bad)..
i really don get why he make this decision...stupid one
but still he talk so loud he will alright WITHOUT this family!!!!!!!
OK! let's see how....

For first two weeks, wow...he made it....
will that be the same after one or two months?
Opps.... he failed... Hahaha, some more still scare to go home...
Come on! 21years old guy still need aunty to hold ur hand and bring u back....
laugh out loud! i though he was being very confident that can survive without the family..
at last ....Press tiao XX come back ...Childish!

Who dare to blame on him....He's the arrogant king wad...
Always behaves as nobody else's opinion is important..
He always the right one...BULLSHIT!!
"Pai Pet Pet" u pro la... pui!

-to be continue-

No offense to friends around me...
is all bout the stranger in my life....

Wednesday, July 1, 2009

Rambutans Season..

Wednesday, July 1, 2009 4
Is been so long i didn't update my blog.. sorry bout that..
was really busy with basketball trainning and competition...
And the competition finally came to the end...
(don ask about the ranking... T.T)
Anyway, is time to pick up all the mood..
get all my assignment and report done...
and start preparing for final...
OK! let's talk about something related to the title...
Rambutans Season!
As u can see, fruit sellers gather at the market or may be roadside selling rambutans..
"1kg...RM6" emmm quite expensive huh...
And i'm the really lucky one..know why?^^
there is a rambutan tree just outside my room..
So what i need to do, just walk out to the balcony and pluck whatever size of rambutan i want..

Share with u guy with some photos of a beginner plucking rambutans
and she enjoy it! haha...















Sunday, April 19, 2009

Myvi In My Dream^^...

Sunday, April 19, 2009 4
Currently learning how to edit car and make it look more sporty..hehe..
Here i goin to show u my edition...
i just a beginner anyway...this is my 1st product..so don't laugh on me..
and i need you guys to drop some comments and improve myself...^^
By the way.... Dad's Comment: Overstate Edition..haha..
OK! We have our original Myvi car (old version)..



And after edit.....
(I met rendering problem so my car just in sliver color ...Paise a...haha)

TADA!
Myvi HE (Hao Edition)

The Last one i rub off the second door handle...
Formed Myvi Coupe..





Friday, April 3, 2009

INTI SiaoKia Profile !!

Friday, April 3, 2009 9
First of all...
"No one will dare to let themselves be the First if u say you're the second one." ^^ so here u are at the top of the list....


Jason Lim
Age : 19
Status : Single and available
Nickname : Bakia
Hometown : Sarawak
Transport : SLK (Small Little Kenari)
Blogspot : http://jasonbakia.blogspot.com

Others :
  • Hilarious person that really can bring you to his world of laugher.
  • Paintball player that always "黑青" here and there.
  • Swiming without breath and currently learning doggie style.
  • "Creature" from Sarawak Jungle and that's why he got sexy hair over his body
  • IMPORTANT! never disturb him when he is sleeping..^^ and photo below shown his face.
  • SAD CASE! .....S-H-O-R-T-Y.


2th...
-Random-


Jonathan Chong
Age : 19
Status : Single and available
Nickname : Jon
Hometown : Penang
Transport : Dad's Proton
Blogspot : http://jc-chengen.blogspot.com

Others :
  • Another cold joker among us.
  • Professional manner with lots of ideas.
  • Our Assignments answer and Reports supplier^^
  • Football player and also INTI football club chairman.. impressive!
  • Muscular guy by ignoring the stomach part..haha
  • SAD CASE again.... not tall enough...

3th...-Random-


Khoo Guo Yik
Age : 19
Status : Single and available
Nickname : Roland Khoo / Alice
Hometown : Sungai Petani
Transport : Kelisa
Blogspot : -

Others :
  • Owned a unbalance weight and height..tall but he's too thin... feel like wind might blow him away...
  • A really slow motion guy when having meal.
  • Dota Game hardcore and is the pro among us.
  • A Man of violent passions when he's EMO.. example below..



4th...
-Random-


Lim Chun Yang
Age : 19
Status : -
Nickname : Ah Yang
Hometown : Penang
Transport : Nissan Sentra
Blogspot : http://chunyang2.blogspot.com

Others :
  • Beside entao is still entao..^^
  • A "milky" skin with dimples on his cheek.. OH man! High Voltage! Haha..
  • a nice person to mess with and he have a lot BFs haha.. Not really la..

5th...
-Random-


Teng Wei Jun
Age : 21
Status : In A Relationship
Nickname : Soya Bean
Hometown : Butterworth
Transport : Coupe (cars with only two doors)
Blogspot : -

Others :
  • Another handsome look guy which is the eldest among us.
  • Did u feel that he look alike "张栋梁"? Artist face.
  • Person that always "pang pui ki" for certain reason..
  • Owned a lot old model coupe cars.
  • A busy guy holding a lot promotion "kang tao"..
  • Again SAD CASE.. He's short..

6th...
-Random-


Quek Chia Hao
Age : 20
Status : In A Relationship
Nickname : Ah Quek
Hometown : Perlis
Transport : Another SLK (Small Little Kancil)
Blogspot : http://chiahao89.blogspot.com

Others :
  • A really "Nice" friend that will influence you a lot.
  • "Teach" u all about thing u don know...
  • Show you how to memorize formula with "Interesting" way..haha!
  • Another Shorty even though he play a lot basketball.. (play basketball will grow up...NOT TRUE!)


Conclusion!
our group majority are shorties..
WE ARE SHORT! BUT WE ARE CUTE ! =.="

Lunch With A Cheerful Mood^^

WOOOOORAA! is really happy to receive the message...."PROJECT CANCEL!"
Finally, all the assignments and reports have submitted so is time to easy up myself and spend more time with ah pig..=.=" by the way, she's getting fatter...^^hehe
ok SKIP this..we talk about important part...


After her class, is time for lunch, and of course! i would rather drive out for lunch than having the tasteless but expensive food in Cafeteria. That's the face of the Cafeteria uncle.... (
$.$) LUI BIN!!!

So, Queenbay again become our destination.

Caren: I wanna eat this! i wanna eat that! i wanna eat a lot and a lot!
Hao: Cool down! Cool down! we decide one by one OK?
Caren: ^^hehe..i wanna eat sushi..

Then the first restaurant appeared in my mind...





But Caren disagreed, to save cost she brought me here...





The Sushi sets looked nice and cheap as well.
Of course our lunch not just Sushi..and here we met another question mark.. Pizza or MacD ?

After seeing this..



And looked at my watch, 2.08 p.m was shown.
nothing to explain bout it...
MacD! Here we go!





Lunch's Set
  • McChicken Burger x 2 set
  • French Fries Large x 2 packs
  • Coke Large x 2 glasses
  • Apple Pie x 1 pc
  • Banna Pie x 1 pc
  • Jusco Sushi x 1 set
Ready? set..... EAT!














Eat till pig face also come out hehe!
Satisfied!





There she smile to Me!!!
Nice to have lunch with u...


End with Small Edit OF your Picture...Good Night!



 
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